Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Obasan From The Drum
NY rocks. Yes.
Everything about it rocks.
Except... Well. Maybe... The Service provided at the Drum.
Are the Librarians(Aunties) teachers? Volunteers? Paid staff? Or what?
Gah. I hate her.
Please say a word in judgement.
What right do you have to scream at me? Pray tell.
You stormed towards us when it was so obvious we were not the ones making noise in general.
We were talking among ourselves, waiting at a corner for those people at the photocopy machine to finish using it.
What about those people laughing and talking at the machine?
Hmm? What did you do about them? Talk nicely and ask them to shut up in a civil fashion?
How about us?
"What are you doing here?" You thundered.
No one answered.
So I who had been silent in the last few minutes listening to people talking, I who was clutching the photocopy card and standing silently there, I answered you.
"We're waiting to use the photocopy machine." In a perfectly polite tone I might add.
And what did you do?
You shouted at us though I felt you were mainly shouting at me, "YOU'RE NOT WAITING, YOU'RE TALKING!" When I had obviously not uttered a single word at all.
Damn you damn it.
URGH.
You screamed and produced more noise than all the students in the library could have made.
You who were "upholding the silence" needed in the library.
Heh. Isn't that ironic?
I mean if I was leaving NY I would have screamed at you "STFU".
Then you proceeded to glare at our Xinmin logo while the rest of the stunned people in the library stared at you and us and ME.
Hmm I do wonder if I can sue you for causing serious pychological harm to me. Gah anyways...
After that scream you proceeded to talk to the other students rather softly to shut up.
You have erased the thought of joining The Drum from my mind.
In fact I think you've made the library my favourite place in NY.
Perhaps my personal goal shall be to create a din the moment I set foot into the library.
Hell you even smiled at that J2 guy while asking him to BE SILENT.
And you have to SCREAM at a couple of XMS students talking softly in comparisan to the rest of the library?
WTF.
No wonder people asked for the "quality of the librarians" to be improved.
And no wonder you're called the big white shark.
I think I have a better name for you.
TMDJBS.
I shall not translate that acronym for the sake of the gentle folk who read this blog.
Darn you. You stupid cow.
Gah, menopausal cow! :P
Oh man I HATE YOUR GUTS you bliddy old TMD cow.
Why do the Brits like to say bliddy instead of bloody? Anyway it sounds nice and twangy.
Preferably from someone with a stiff upper lip and nasal slang. LOL.
Wow that outburst has calmed me down somewhat. :D
Oh and should I be liable for any lawsuits, I would like to state this in my defence.
The above was completely fabricated and was merely based on a true life experience from a certain Junior College somewhere in Serangoon.
Tata Good people who've visited SheriLyndel's Loo.
Feel free to scrawl your opinions of the FICTICIOUS librarian described above.
Sherilyndel Revolted at Tuesday, March 07, 2006 |
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