Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Gossip-ness
Haha.
Madness today.
After Cow dragged us down to eat, met Faith and sat down to gossip.
Right.
Current hot topics are the AEA, Yellowshirt guy, eyecandy and T&C(cow and tt. LOL)
Lol right. So the gossip session of the day started off with a super wierd event.
The PE teacher gang oops I mean clique kept looking at us and laughing.
Pretty wierd because we were about to gossip about them but they looked like they were gossiping about us too. Like wth?
LOL. No idea what was going on.
Then we saw a lonesome maomao who got pangsaired by seq.
So he recieved an invitation to sit at our gossip table aka, the-pillar-at-the-back-half-of-the-canteen-nearer-to-Sedap-that-side.
(Btw we hate ppl sitting at our table. Its OURS. Stop stealing that table LOL)
Yep anyways.
maomao got the lowdown on what most girls do in their free time.
What you may ask?
Sit together in a group and do the following in this order:
1. Spread the latest gossip thats going around
2. Update each other on slightly outdated stuff that someone missed
3. Look around and gossip about anyone interesting around you at that moment.
(Includes cute/hot/not-cute/not-hot guys, girls who look like guys & guys who look like girls, people doing wierd things, people looking at us, people we've never seen before or lastly if you're desperate, teachers.)
Lol.
I feel sad for The Bung.
What Bung?
Haha, THE Bung.
The super hunkish Bung with the super manly voice.
Why?
Apparently some teacher said very loudly in Bung's presence,
"are you a boy or girl?"
LOL.
Damn sad for Bung.
I'm sorry I laughed at you too.
Maybe I'll try not to laugh that hard the next time :/
Urgh. And for assembly, we had the aids talk!
OMG pls.
I could have died of mortification.
WTH.
They showed super R rated pix of STD-TIFIED PRIVATES?!!?
WTS.
And there was one uber horrible gross shit picture of privates that were ZOOMED OUT.
As in you can tell what part of which sex its from?!?!
WHY THE HELL IS IT NOT A GUY'S?
Sexism is prevalent in this world URGH.
And another thing I didn't understand, about the oral sex thing.
I mean like.
Why in the world would anyone want to have oral sex duing a girl's umm...
That time of the month?
What the hell!?
Nothing makes sense.
And finally, the finale...
Was the VIDEO!
No no it wasn't porn.
It was those corny shit moral ed guidance shit films they show you in secondary school.
I don't see the point in showing these stupid things.
Number 1, its too fake to be believable/convincing.
Number 2, whats the point in showing partial stuff about sex education if you want to educate people yet not let them know the whole thing?
All they show are corny scenes of people taking off shirts and moving toward the bed???
Zzz. I don't need to be shown videos of that when its common sense and can be seen on corny television serials...
Anyways, the video had this wierd Ru-Hua looking person whom everyone agreed looked like a transvestite act as the Aids carrying prostitute.
Just adds to the fake-ness of the video if you ask me.
Who would want a prostitute like that???
Lol.
Aite enough about the dirty stuff.
Man too bad HJ was sick and had to miss the talk. LOL
Oh wells.
Have seq's SBQs to do and chem tutorials. GAH.
Bth both.
I just wanna sleep.
Sleep deprivation :/
Sherilyndel Revolted at Wednesday, February 28, 2007 |
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