Saturday, February 03, 2007
Karung Guni
Number one person on my hit list right now:
MAOMAO!
ARGH.
CIP damn damn damn DAMN TIRING CAN.
I'll never be a Karung Guni woman.
Ever.
Unless I have 10 of those HOT Toa Pah Yoh guys helping me, in which case ok.
LOL.
DAMN HOT LAH.
OMG.
Block 81 I think.
I won't tell you floor or unit no.
OMG.
Ming lang shldn't have knocked on his door.
It should have been ME.
OMG.
A
HOT, TANNED, SIX-PACKED,
TOPLESS guy came out lah!
OMG.
OMG.
Those BULGING MUSCLES.
DAMN DAMN DAMN HOT.
And he was wearing those kinda yoga pants thingy that are held by a flimsy drawstring!
OMG.
I wish his drawstring came lose.
OMG.
Can't stop drooling seh.
DAMN HOT.
And what happened in the MRT?
Ms DAM had to spoil my image.
She said some crap which led the both of us to imagine other people instead of that hottie, wearing just that baggy yoga pants.
What other people?
Ha ha.
People that made the both of us laugh out loud for a really long time.
Who issit?
You wanna know?
REALLY REALLY WANNA KNOW?
Ok I'll tell ya.
Just make sure you're ALONE.
Really, alone.
In case that person is sitting next to you right now.
Ok alone liao ma?
Shoo away your parents/cat/dog please.
Ready?
Steady?
GO!
Nah lol jk.
The people were in sucessive order:
The one, the only, the FAMOUS scholarly ------> TKB!
OMG. Don't even bother imagining.
Please. Just forget you saw that 3 alphabets.
Next up, we have...
The one, the only, revolutionary ------> maomao.
Uh. LOL. This gained quite a few laughs. But theres still more to come.
Finally, we have the one, the only, slightly bigger, seq!
LOLS. Ok enough, I'll stop spoiling his image more.
None can compare to the TPY Shuai ge.
I know his name k!
He passed us his assignment together with a stack of newspapers.
HAHA.
OOOOOH YEAH.
Can fight with errol lors.
DAMN NICE.
Equal to our J3 NYDB standard.
MAI SIAO SIAO.
Next up, we saw a dead rat in tpy.
Damn sad.
Carol rolled a trolley over its stiff leg.
And worse, someone rolled a trolley over its ENTIRE BODY.
And know what? Me and Cheryl had an up close and personal view of it.
Why?
Cos Ming Liang rolled the both of us, sitting on a trolley, RIGHT NEXT TO THE RAT.
I SAW ITS TEETH PLEASE.
I COULD TOUCH IT WITHOUT EVEN STRETCHING MY ARM.
IT WAS THAT NEAR. RIGHT BELOW MY ASS seperated by 5 cm of AIR and 2 cm OF TROLLEY.
WTHHHHH.
Thanks ah.
I SAW TIRE MARKS ON ITS SAD LITTLE FLY AND ANT ATTACKED BODY.
AHHHH.
Oh yeah that reminds me.
I ain't ever going to that part of TPY again.
Damn tiu lian.
My rep is forever ruined there.
What would you think of 2 girls screaming as they were sitting cross legged on a trolley, clinging on for dear life and lurching around violently while a tanned guy laughs and charges around a carcass of a dead rat in the middle of the WET MARKET AREA?
Siao?
AA?
Lame?
Posers?
Stupid?
Diao?
Embarrasing?
Want to call school and complain?
Maybe all of the above?
LOL.
Yah thats why I can never show my face there again.
The market near block 79 and 81.
NEVER.
I AIN'T NEVER GOING BACK.
OoOH YEAH.
6th Feb coming soon seh.
HEHEHE.
Cow ah?
ARE YOU READY?
HEHEHE.
Sherilyndel Revolted at Saturday, February 03, 2007 |
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